I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
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test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
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Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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