a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
where are my eyebrows?
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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