she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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