Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
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all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
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I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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