found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
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THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
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I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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