My room smells like vodka and shame
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
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She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
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I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
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