their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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