These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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