too bad you live with your parents still
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
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Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
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I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
try to milk me bitch
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