He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
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