I hope mine doesn't look like that
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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