I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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