small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
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my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
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I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
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