i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
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the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
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i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
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Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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