it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
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I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
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Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
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