kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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