We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
Randomize
