If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
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i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
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I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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