Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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