Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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