i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Randomize
