You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
Randomize
