she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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