Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
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I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
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All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
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