That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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