Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
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