summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
She announced her abortion via fbk
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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