what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Randomize
