i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
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I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
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Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
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