you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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