You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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