**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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