I think im going to throw up on grandma
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Brb crying the tears of my youth
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Randomize
