I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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