Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
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hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
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Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
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