She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
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just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
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Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I lost the right to judge tonight
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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