Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Say something about gay babies.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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