You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
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HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
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We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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