i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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