Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
and she was petting her beer can
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Come share oat with me in your robe
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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