i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
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