is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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