A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I wannas sexs uuuuu
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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