that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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