Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
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I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
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Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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