I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
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