if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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