you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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