Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
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I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
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i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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