So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
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Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
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I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
I party with great urgency now.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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