your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
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There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
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Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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