we have officially lost it.
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
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Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
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Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
jump out the window naked night went bad
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