okay pat passed out under dana's car
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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