What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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