Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
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