how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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